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I pray that you help me think of things to pray for. Amen. That was a good one, Dad.
— D (age 6)
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I learned that when I listen quietly, I can hear the holy gospel Spirit and His holy Word the Bible.
— D (age 6)
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If people have a big, big belly but they don’t have a baby in it, then they have to go to The Biggest Loser.
— A
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We Knew It Would Happen Eventually
- A: I got hurt when D was hanging on that thing in the basement.
- Dad: What thing?
- A: The pipe.
- Dad: The pipe on the ceiling. You can't hang from that. How did you get up there?
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“Today, I am looking faaancy! You need a fancy hat, Dad. You should look on Facebook and see who has one.”
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Mom, this is so funny. Why would a kid ever want to kiss a girl!?!
— D (age 6), after seeing two people kiss on TV
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Watching Super-Why
- D: That's a funny name for a club. The Butt Club.
- Mom: They said The Book Club.
- D: Ohhhh! I thought they said Butt Club.
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Mom said she will buy us bikes when we stop asking for them. But I stopped asking and she didn’t get me one.
— A (age 4), told to Grandma the day after Mom told him this.
